Brain - Erica and Eileen have poked us. Return fire!
Me - Brain, I'm trying to read this article. I'll poke them back when I'm done.
Brain - NO! Poke them now! Poke them now! They will think us weak if we do not retaliate!
Me - *Sigh*
*Minutes later after Eileen has shared a video of people firing a cannon*
Me - See brain, you're not the only one who thinks strange things like that during poke wars.
Brain - Blasphemy! I am a special and unique snowflake.
Me - Umm, Brain, I hate to tell you, but they've learned that snowflakes aren't actually unique.
Brain - What? No! You lie!
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