Nope

Brain - Can we debate religious philosophy on Facebook?
Me - Just no.
Brain - But I wanna talk about...
Me - I said no Brain.
Brain - Why not?
Me - Because people get touchy when you start trying to poke holes in their religious beliefs.
Brain - But I have legitimate questions.
Me - Too bad.
Brain - I hate you.
Me - I've noticed.

!@#%$&*

Brain - Why are you always censoring me? Why don't you just say what I think?
Me - You're a sick, twisted, and often perverted thing. If I said everything you thought, I'd be unemployed, a social leper, and probably slapped on a regular basis.
Brain - But it'd be funny.
Me - Oh, I never said that the twisted things you think aren't hilarious. I just said they were unsuitable for sharing socially.
Brain - Lame.

Soulcrushing 101

Brain - Why'd you delete that status you just had fully written out?
Me - Because it was dumb and not funny.
Brain - None of your statuses are funny unless they include me. How was that one any different?
Me - Thank you for that confidence boost there, buddy.
Brain - It's what I'm here for. I specialize in soul-crushing reality checks, which would be useful if you had a soul to speak of.
Me - Just gets better every second with you.
Brain - You should type this up as a status. People will enjoy it.

Challenge Denied

An exchange after finding this photo:

Brain - Challenge accepted!
Me - Challenge definitely not accepted. Stop being creepy.
Brain - But it asked us to help expand the article.