Soulcrushing 101

Brain - Why'd you delete that status you just had fully written out?
Me - Because it was dumb and not funny.
Brain - None of your statuses are funny unless they include me. How was that one any different?
Me - Thank you for that confidence boost there, buddy.
Brain - It's what I'm here for. I specialize in soul-crushing reality checks, which would be useful if you had a soul to speak of.
Me - Just gets better every second with you.
Brain - You should type this up as a status. People will enjoy it.