Shun The Nonbeliever!

Me - Did you notice that the status from earlier got zero likes despite the fact that it involved you?

Brain - Yeah, but that's because you posted it in the middle of the day. Not enough people saw it.

Me - So there's no possibility that it didn't get likes because you aren't nearly as clever and interesting as you like to think.

Brain - You're being blasphemous. Stop it.

Me - You're not a god. Therefore I'm not blaspheming.

Brain - BLASPHEMER!

It Passes The Time

Brain - Hmmm, something about the gravitational force she exerts. That could work...
Me - Is there any reason in particular that you've spent the past fifteen minutes trying to come up with nerdy "your momma" jokes?
Brain - Bored. Writing court reports is me-numbingly boring.
Me - You could be doing something actually useful.
Brain - Nah.