Me - Did you notice that the status from earlier got zero likes despite the fact that it involved you?
Brain - Yeah, but that's because you posted it in the middle of the day. Not enough people saw it.
Me - So there's no possibility that it didn't get likes because you aren't nearly as clever and interesting as you like to think.
Brain - You're being blasphemous. Stop it.
Me - You're not a god. Therefore I'm not blaspheming.
Brain - BLASPHEMER!
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