Me: Brain, Kyle says "Happy Birthday"
Brain: And?
Me: He wanted me to tell you and share your reaction with people.
Brain: Oh? Does he think I'm some trained monkey that will dance for his amusement? A puppet on a string to make the people laugh? I refuse to be your toy!
Me: You realize I'm going to post this on Facebook now, right?
Brain: Touché asshole, touché.
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