While watching a comedian's stand-up special with my father, the comedian makes a joke about random thoughts that come to his head and make him hate himself.
Brain - Did you just tell your dad that I'm like that?
Me - Yes, because you are like that.
Brain - How dare you! How dare you compare me to that plebeian's brain! Name one time I've done something like that.
Me - Ummm, how about Almost as good as Wal-Mart a couple months ago. How about last week when you wanted to make a joke during the inauguration.
Brain - The kid in the Doctor's office deserved it, and you saw how hilarious that audience member was. What was she thinking with that hat?
Me - You're making my point for me.
Brain - You need to take it back. You say that other brain isn't like me.
Me - Are you doing a "Tell me I'm pretty" type whine right now?
Brain - I need self-esteem boosters sometimes too!
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