Brain - You realize you're currently trying to do seven things at once, right?
Me - Your point?
Brain - I know I'm awesome at multi-tasking, but this is getting ridiculous.
Me - Quit whining and work faster.
Brain - You know what kind of a joke I want to make right now.
Me - I do, and, despite the fact that you thought it, I am going to refrain from posting it.
Brain - So you're making me do tons of things at once and stifling my creative genius? Fascist pig.
Me - Oink. Oink.
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